Remember when you were a baby, Skylar, and you cried all the time? Every day? Every single day? For hours and hours?
Remember a while back, Skylar, when you began to stomp your foot whenever I told you "no" and say I wasn't your friend anymore?
Remember today, when you said I never do anything for you?
Remember all the times I've been so incredibly tired and you've refused to sleep?
Remember when you colored the wall?
Remember when you colored the dog?
Remember when you flushed the telephone down the toilet?
Remember when you hit Ashlyn with the bat?
Remember when you hit Haley with the bat?
Remember when you hit Owen with the bat?
I bet you got a good laugh out of all that stuff, didn't you?
WELL BABY, WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?
