"Ish" comes to visit

Nana came to visit on Friday. She stayed until Tuesday and everyone had a great time. The whole time she was here we tried to get Owen to say "Nana". We would point to everyone and ask Who is this? and Owen would say everyone's name, including "puppy" and "kitty" but everytime we would point to Nana he would say "Ish". We would say No, it's Nana but he would always just say Ish. Arden, on the other hand, would say Nana with total abandon, further making Owen look bad. When Nana left yesterday we all promised to work with Owen so when she comes back with Pops in April he will be able to say Nana.

This morning when Owen got up he pointed to me and said Mommy, then pointed to himself and said O, then pointed to Haley and said Ayee. Suddenly he looked around like he was confused. He ran from room to room and came up to me, raised his hands to his shoulders and asked (as plain as day) "Nana?" I guess he knew all along but was just being a turd about saying it while she was here!

Deep in the heart of Texas...

IT ACTUALLY SNOWED!

No, I'm not lying, and here are the pictures to prove it.
note: The snow did not keep us from making our planned trip to WalMart. And Mr. Drives Crazy Just To Be Cute And In Doing So Reduces My Life Span Unnecessarily actually was extremely careful on the roads. Actually the roads weren't bad at all, but just for good measure the city dumped about 1 million pounds of sand on the bridge near our house which meant you had to actually speed to get over it or you would sink into it and be forever stuck.
















You don't even have to look closely to see it--ACCUMULATION! Eat your heart out April and Brandon-Alaska Shmalaska!

Starry Starry Night

Every day the girls make artwork. They put out such a high volume of it that I have gotten to the point where I really don't even look at it that closely. So Friday night when Ashlyn said she was going to make Nana a picture we said Okay, fine. When she got finished she brought it over to show us. I glanced up at it to say That's good Ashlyn, but instead I said Holy Crap, she just made Starry Starry Night by Vincent van Gogh. Both Nana and I just stared at it. Then we just started gushing about how great it was. Haley was less impressed. She looked it over and said Big deal...and who's Vincent van O?

Back to Mr. Gatti's

Friday night we went to Mr. Gatti's to celebrate Ashlyn's birthday. We took Nana and met Joe, Amber and Arden there. We ate first, and after Scott and Joe had about 35 pieced of pizza between them we were finally ready to try out the gameroom.

Owen proved that he is outgrowing his wussiness by riding in a moving spaceship and actually enjoying it without looking like he was scared to pieces.














The girls tried out the bumper cars. They had a blast crashing into each other, though I think Haley took it more seriously than Ashlyn.













































Nana bought them 50 tokens and they played all the games they could. They accumulated 277 tickets which we saved so we could add them to the tickets we get the next time and get better prizes.















The screen didn't show up on the camera, but Ashlyn was playing a cross country skiing game. Needless to say, she killed her man by running him into multiple fences and then off the side of a cliff.















Ashlyn is scary good at skee-ball. I was shocked. Pops has always been good at skee-ball, but I think when he comes in April Ashlyn is planning on challenging him. Pops had better bring his A-game! Ashlyn may have a career as a fast-pitch softball pitcher...

"R" is for Rodeo

Friday Haley's preschool had a rodeo. For those of you who remember, Haley was Jessie from Toy Story for Halloween, so she was excited when they said wear cowboy clothes. The kids were also supposed to bring a stick horse and it just so happens she got one this year from Santa, so she took that. Honestly, at the beginning of the rodeo I thought to myself Gee I wish Scott could have gotten off work to come see this. However by the end I was thinking Gee I'm glad Scott didn't get off work to see this. It was cute and at times hilarious, but that's about it. I must add that I have never seen that many pairs of Wrangler jeans in one place before except for that time we went to that bar in Knoxville and Chris Hennessee got on this stage and--on second thought, I'll save that story and put it on here the day after never.

All the kids paraded in riding their horses. Haley managed to pull her cowgirl hat as far down as she possibly could. Maybe subconsciously she was embarrassed...no, wait, maybe that was me...













































Haley's class did the costume race. Two children raced down and put on a hat, a neckerchief and some chaps and then raced back.






























Haley would have won, but as she was about halfway there her chaps suddenly slid down over her nonexistant hips and butt to her ankles, which slowed her down considerably.

Eat your heart out

Here is a picture of the cake Haley, Owen and I made today for Scott. It is two layers of strawberry cake mix, strawberry icing and red and white sugar sprinkles. I don't know how the cake will taste, but I ate all the leftover icing and that was pretty good (minus the terrible sugar headache I got shortly afterwards). Nana will be here Friday, but she will not get to eat any of the leftover cake because we will have to eat the entire thing tonight since apparently Scott has been using the top to my cake keeper as the soap bucket when he washes the cars.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentine's Day to everyone we know! We got a box in the mail from Nana and Pops with shirts and flip-flops for everyone. Here is a picture of everybody wearing their shirts. I am not in the picture because I did not get a shirt in the box....or anything else. I am not bitter about it, though, because I understand for the first 25 years of my life I was a beneficiary of all of my parents' love and devotion so I am patiently waiting for my kids to do something that will get them on the "bad list", effectively getting me back into the lap of luxery. Unfortunately for me, everyone seems to turn a blind eye to the crap my kids do on a daily basis and now I've got to worry about some Mary Kate person...
















Oh, and the cats were so excited when I told them today was Valentine's Day they fainted.

Fire Fighter P.T.

This morning Scott participated in Fire Fighter P.T. Someone took pictures. There were also some parts involving ladders and climbing ladders, pulling some type of sled with stuff on it and the jaws of life, but we have no pictures of that.

Scott wore his P.T.s and his boots. The blue vest weighs 50 pounds. He had to drag the fire hose around for one part.















Then he had to hit the tire off the table with a sledgehammer. I do not know how much the tired weighed, but Scott says it takes a few hits to do it.















Another part of it was dragging a dummy around. The dummy weighs 145 pounds.

"V" is for Valentine

Haley's preschool class had a Valentine's Day party on Monday. They had Little Caesar's Pizza and breadsticks, fruits, vegetables, cookies and small heart shaped cakes with frosting. Yum!

That is the back of Owen's head. Clockwise, the kids are Brooke, Jacob, Ellie, Analise, Emily, Haley and Madie-Claire.















This picture sort of shows the other table. Maddison has her back to Haley, then George, Miguel's mom, Miguel, and Camron (not pictured).






























Haley and Madie-Claire.















Haley and Maddison.















Haley and Emily.















Owen managed to score a cookie off someone's plate!















Haley and Alex (aka The Cowboy!)

Wrestlemania

Ashlyn is surprisingly strong for her size. Haley is very quick. This makes for some pretty good fights between the two of them. Of course, instead of running to break it up, I run to get the camera to capture the memories forever. What makes them extra good is that throughout the entire thing Haley is saying Oh, You think so? What're you going to do? What a little trash-talker! *sniff* Just like her mama-ha ha!

Play dead Frosty!

Haley has been diligently trying to teach the cats tricks, like fetch and sit and speak/meow. We keep telling her that cats are different from dogs and they will probably not learn tricks. Just to prove us wrong, Frosty will lay down on the bed and go to sleep with his tongue hanging out so now Haley feels that she has successfully taught Frosty to "play dead".

Conversations

Tonight Ashlyn, Haley and I looked at some old pictures:

These are all pictures of me when I was a baby. Grandma made me this book.

Look at Pops! Ha Ha!

Yes Ashlyn, that was taken when Pops and Nana went to the prom.

He looks different! What happened?

Well Haley that was 30 years ago, people look different as they get older.

How old is he?

Look! Here's a picture of me with Aunt Judy.

Hey! Aunt Judy looks just like Hannah!

Well, Hannah looks like Aunt Judy. Here's a picture of me with Aunt Joan.

You mean Aunt Joan is older than you?

Yes Ashlyn, Aunt Joan, who has a child in college, is older than me.

Who's that?

Me.

Who's that?

Me.

Who's that?

Dang it Haley they're ALL me!

I was just asking because they look like me...

Some of them do I guess. But they are all pictures of me.

LOOK AT POPS!! HA HA!

Why isn't Daddy in any of these pictures?

Are you sure that isn't me?

Who is that chinese man?

Why is Grandma Bojo so short?

Is that one me?

LOOK AT POPS! HAAA!

What is wrong with your hair?

Snow? You lived in Alaska when you were a baby?

Grandma had a lot of film!

Why do all the boys have long hair like girls?

Where was I when this picture was made?

Is this one me?

LOOK AT POPS! He was SKIN-EEE!

Be honest...is Aunt Joan really older than you?

Make yourself comfortable

Thank you Drill Sgt. Casey

Today we went to Joe Casey's de-hatting ceremony. When you are a Drill Sgt. you are "on the trail" and of course you wear a Drill Sgt. hat. When you are finished with your Drill Sgt. commitment you "come off the trail" and are de-hatted.

Before the ceremony, Arden made sure all the soldiers were in formation for her Daddy.














She was very pleased!














Joe, still in his hat, and Cpt. Kane, who Scott will be replacing, in front of formation.



















Joe has now been de-hatted and is putting on the ultra-sexy beret.



















Joe was presented with a sword. Just the perfect thing for Arden to play with!



















Joe thanked Amber for all her love and support. Awwwww!














Alpha Company's newest Drill Sgt.

Hard habit to break

When Owen was a baby he used to pull his blankets up over his head and sleep. It used to freak everybody out because we were all afraid he was going to smother, but if you uncovered his face he would always wake up and pull the blanket back up. When we put Owen to bed at night, we make sure he is all tucked in so he won't get cold. Every time we go to get him in the morning he has kicked all the covers off and pulled his blanket back over his head. And for some reason he sleeps sideways. I will never figure him out!

Very Scary!!! Beware!!!

Last Friday was Pajama Day at Haley's preschool. Everyone decorated pillowcases. Good news--Owen already has his costume for next Halloween!