Let me help you

Pops:  "OWEN!  What are you doing?  Why are you doing that?  I don't believe it.  You know you are not supposed to be doing that.  I've told you over and over not to do that.  I'm very upset with you.  Very upset.  And your mother is going to be upset with you when I tell her.  It's going to be a long time before I forget about this!"

Owen:  "You know what?  My Mama got a belly-button ring."