It'll put hair on your chest

"It's eggplant.  I grilled it and then put mozzarella cheese on top."

(chewing) "It's okay."

"Scott, what do you mean it's okay?  You don't like it?"

"No, I do like it.  It's just that it's missing something."

"What?  Like a spice or something?"

"No...like meat."