Now that I think about it...

"Well good Lord Ashlyn, it's no wonder she doesn't like you. I mean, look at you. You've got the prettiest head of blond hair I've ever seen and eyes that are bluer than blue. You're smart, you get good grades, you're funny, you're athletic, everybody likes you, you're tall, you have clear skin and you don't have an ounce of fat on your entire body....Hell, now that I think about it, I don't like you either."