NOT on Owen's Christmas list

This is one of Taylor's toys. Owen absolutely loves it and plays with it whenever we go over and play. This is the worst toy in the world. Firstly, it's very loud. Secondly, it has an infinite number of beats and songs. Thirdly, the microphone really works (very well I might add). There are other reasons why we do not need this toy, but I can't list them all because this blog is not big enough. If anyone sends this toy or a similar one to Owen please know that on some unsuspecting day in the future I will get you back...and payback is hell.