Phase Two-Nicole Richie

I am now entering Phase Two of my diet/exercise plan, commonly known as The Nicole Richie Phase. During this phase I will only eat food when there is a camera taking a picture of me, and, as evidenced by this blog, there is never, ever a camera on me, so I will pretty much not be eating at all. When I do eat, I plan on it being a piece of turkey rolled into a cigarette through which I will smoke liquid xanax.