Me: Haley, what award are you going to get today at your kindergarten promotion?
Haley: I don't know yet. I think Mrs. Smith will tell us this morning.
Scott: Most talkative? Most tardy? Most boyfriends?
Me: Well Haley, you know what award I got in high school? Best legs. So there's something to shoot for...
Scott: I got Most Fertile.
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