Reason #1:
"Mama, I don't have a tallywacker.""No, you don't."
"Only boys have a tallywacker."
"Yes, that's right, only boys."
"And I'm a girl."
"Yes, you're a girl."
"Mama, do you know what girls have?"
"Um, no."
"BUTTS."
"Yeah, but boys have butts too, Skylar."
"Not in the front!"
Reason #2: (spoken very loudly, inside a very crowded restaurant)
"Skylar, finish eating."
"Okay mama, I'm gonna finish eating."
"Thank you."
"All my food, mama. I'm gonna finish all my food."
"Good."
"That way I can get big, mama. And then I can have BOOBIES."
