25 May 2009

Why everyone should have a Skylar

Reason #1:
"Mama, I don't have a tallywacker."

"No, you don't."

"Only boys have a tallywacker."

"Yes, that's right, only boys."

"And I'm a girl."

"Yes, you're a girl."

"Mama, do you know what girls have?"

"Um, no."

"BUTTS."

"Yeah, but boys have butts too, Skylar."

"Not in the front!"


Reason #2:  (spoken very loudly, inside a very crowded restaurant)
"Skylar, finish eating."

"Okay mama, I'm gonna finish eating."

"Thank you."

"All my food, mama.  I'm gonna finish all my food."

"Good."

"That way I can get big, mama.  And then I can have BOOBIES."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So, she's a lot like Haley then. Well, at least when she visits you in the nut house she'll make you laugh.