A lesson in being modest

"Who did you play with at preschool today?"

"Maleek, Noah, Ashley-"

"Ashley? A girl?"

"Yeah, but she's not my girlfriend!"

"She's not?  Are you sure?"

"Yeah!"

"But I bet she likes you though, huh?"

"Yeah."

"Why do you think she likes you?"

"Well, because I'm so good looking!"