05 December 2007

O Christmas Tree

You come into my home with this BIG FREAKING SPIDER on you? Are you serious? A spider the size of a quarter that, when squished with Ashlyn's shoe, produced roughly 1/4 cup of grayish slime? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Much pleasure thou can'st give me? There's only splendor for the sight? My ASS!

2 comments:

Amy said...

I bet that wouldn't happen in Germany.

Anonymous said...

You tell her, Amy! Glad you're on my side!