29 November 2008

Once upon a time...

Once upon a time there was a stupid, stupid mommy who decided that because her 22 month old was an exceptionally advanced little girl who peed and pooped on the potty (sometimes), had a vocabulary that blew the pediatrician's mind, and was mentally able to follow and/or participate in a conversation on CSPAN, it was time to take away the pacifier.
And then they all died.

The end. 

1 comment:

The Layne Family said...

Oh no!! Did she give it to Santa at the mall?