29 November 2007

Overheard (loudly) in the bathroom at Burger King

"Owen, it's very dirty in here, so we're going to just stand up and peepee, okay?  Don't touch anything."
"But Mommy!  Is it okay for me to touch my tallywhacker?"

(I swear, I am this close to just giving up.)

1 comment:

lucinda said...

Oh, I've had stuff like this happen, and I've been so embarrassed, that we just hang out in the stall until anybody who could have heard it has a chance to leave the restroom.