Initial sign-up fee - $50.00
Uniform - $64.76
Bloomers - $8.00
Socks - $4.07
Warm-up suit - $45.00
Embroidery for warm-up suit - $15.00
Shoes - $20.00
Pompoms - $13.00
Hair Bow (lg) - $14.00
T-Shirt - $10.00
White turtleneck - $7.50
Embroidery for white turtleneck - $10.00
CD/DVD of cheer music and dance - $6.00
Cheer bag to hold all this shit - $10.00
Embroidery for cheer bag - $12.50
GRAND TOTAL: $289.83
Are you freaking kidding me?
This does not include the cost of gas to drive out to Johnson one extra time on Tuesdays and Thursdays to pick her up from practice, the $1 per person admission cost to the football games, the entrance fees into the Shriner's parade or the Christmas parade, the end of the year party, the gloves, scarf and earmuffs for when it gets cold, the lollipops for the lollipop sale, or all my pain and heartache.
If you would like to make a donation to Haley's cheerleading fund please CALL ME. Otherwise Haley is going to have to cheer naked and just hold her pompoms in strategic places as I've already paid for them.
1 comment:
You need to get into the embroidery business.
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